Somebody with whom you would engage in sexual intercourse only if he/she were wearing a paper bag over his/her face.
She's a paper bag smash.
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a type of japanese food. looks like green spam ( a bit like spinache)
'my god what can i have for dinner?'
'lord almighty! have some damp paper towel! its all the rage man!'
'dude! fuck yeah!'
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A girl who only goes for assholes. Toilet paper is used to wipe an asshole.
"That girl's so cute. You should deffinetly try and hook it up"
"I totaly would be she's a Toilet Paper Girl"
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slang term for hand job. To "play" rock paper scissors is to give someone a handjob.
"what did you do last night?" "I played rock paper scissors with someone"
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When you have sex on the beach with a girl and you get so much sand on your dick it starts to feel like sand paper.
girl: ouch!
guy: sorry I got sand on my dick
girl: your dick feels like sand paper
guy: well next time I'll bring a blanket so I don't get sand paper dick.
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A game played as a bet where the loser owes head to the winner
"Rock, paper, scissors anyone" said sav
"ye sure, what does the winner get" ollie asked
"head" exclaimed the slag savannah
"ok then" ollie said
*sav wins*
"i prefer giving, that's dissapointing" said sav
"let me be involved" said max from round the corner
"NO MAX YOURE AN UGLY LANKY CUNT" screamed everyone
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code word for Crack money
"Don't worry bout it, I'll be right up there with your toilet paper money"
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