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When you are in the act and a dog come up from behind and licks your ass
The dog gave me a redneck bidet while I was going down on my girlfriend
After plunging for several minutes, when the water turns a consistent brown with shreds of toilet paper surfacing consistently, you will feel the pressure drop in your hand(s). At that moment sit down and flush again.
Sorry I got your floor all wet in there but the almighty gave me a redneck bidet before I started to stucco
Carefully pinching your anus as a log is dropping to create a splash, creating enough of a splash to clean your asshole
Went drinking last night and I’m stuck at work w/ swamp ass
on a 12 hour shift w/ no baby wipes , just had to do a redneck bidet
Redneck Flip or Redneck Flipping is when you take Budweiser, Meth and Ecstacy at the same time.
Variations of Redneck Flipping include Hippie Flipping (taking mushrooms and ecstacy together) and Candy Flipping (taking acid and ecstacy together).
I gotta crash out for a while man...I was redneck flipping at that party all night.
Refers to da half-dozen "main" or "lifesaver" items --- duct tape, WD-40, expanding-foam insulation, hose-clamps, deck/drywall-screws, and zip-ties --- dat backwoods-bumpkins absolutely rely on to get them through da day, due to these products' incredible versatility and their robust/reliable ability to "save the day" in so many occasions.
The classic "redneck-repair six" can get you out of so many everyday jams that you could probably never catalogue them all. (Think, using a Pringles-can to splice a busted radiator-hose till you can get home, re-attaching a broken tail-light, or adding mirrors on your kid's bicycle if you need him to run an emergency errand downtown.) Just watch the Red Green Show if you need any proof or examples. :P
Redneck reverse
When a white mail in early 30’s raised in outskirts of town moves to the city for work. Most likely he works in the trades. He love bombs a female usually late at night. They text and flirt into the late hours of the night. He is most likely drunk or stoned. He found her contact by Facebook and uses Facebook messenger, not direct text messages.
They have known each other for years from work and he admits to hiding a secret crush on her for all those years.
He does this for weeks or months until he convincingly makes her believe that he is in love with her and he needs to desperately see her now.
She eventually begins to believe him and hooks up with him.
Sex is not so great, maybe she give him a bj and he gets off. Then he ghosts her the next day after she tries to contact him to see how he feels. He does not respond.
She can’t believe she fell for the
Redneck Reverse.
Oh geez, I guess I fell for the old redneck reverse!
Redneck Wedding Aka My sisters wedding
THIS AINT NO WEDDING MCKAYLA THIS IS A REDNECK SHINDIG…