smash cat

when you heve aggressive sex with a girl.

dude i got hammered drunk last night and played smash cat with lauren.

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Cat Lag

A mental disruption of the body's sleep and wake rhythm caused by studying, social activities and high-speed procrastination through different times in the day, AM and PM

Catherine studied, partied and procrastinated so hard last night she couldn't stay awake during the day; she suffers from an acute case of cat lag.

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Cat Nuts

a rare disease where your balls grow whiskers and crave tuna

I have cat nuts

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small cat

Function: noun
Date: 2008
Etymology: defined to be a politically correct synonym; derived from pussycat

1 a) usually vulgar: pussy
b) slang : a weak or cowardly man or boy : wimp, sissy

"Don't be a small cat!"

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boner cat

The cat that always seems to show up, purring, whenever you have a boner, and proceeds to watch you have sex, receive a blow job, masturbate, etc. (Includes NARBs)

You: Oh look, there's the cat watching us again.
Your wife: You know we can't have sex without our beloved boner cat present.

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Skin a cat

To complete or accomplish a job or task.

There is more than one way to "Skin a cat".

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cats paw

1. A person used by another person.
2. Being used as a tool or a bitch.

Your such a cats paw to everyone.
Whats wrong with this cats paw person.
Your being a cats paw to your friends.

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