christian godino, aka “SMACKKYCHRIS” one of the best upcoming indie artists ❤️ 🩹
christian godino “smackkychris” makes amazing music
Christian and Sarah are the type of people you would always want to hang out with they are super laid back but can also make you laugh till you start puking. These have a friendship you can never Earase even if you split them apart they will always find a way to find each other these people are kinda really awkward but always get a way to make everything they do real smooth. They have an amazing personality together they can do infinity together. They make each other feel like they can do anything when you are crying they will always find a way to make you end up smiling. Even tho they may be complete neeerrddss they are always great friends. They will always be there for each other whether it’s watchomg night shinanigams together or eating a box of fruity pebbles u will never find them mad at each other.
Matt- yooo it’s christian and Sarah
Me- no way bro I wonder what trouble they are getting into now
The True Ultimate Figglebottom male
Vagina always on the mid
Likes being with mandem
christian gillman slapped a kid round the chops
A fundamentalist Christian that is secretly gay
DId you see those Fudge Christians at the Trump rally patting each other's asses?
Christian Parga is a complicated human. He can be very negative/insecure at times and is not the best in relationships. He frequently blames his partner for causing problems and claims the solution is to just give up. He does not like when things get hard and when they do he does not like to fight. He is great at ghosting people and not caring about others feelings. He will treat you like a princess one day, then the next treat you like you don’t exist. He uses people and has a guilty conscience for it. He will tell you he’s not good enough for you when he knows he’s going to do something to hurt you. Don’t ever trust that he will fight for you, because most likely, he will leave you. Christian Parga is selfish, immature, and weak minded. He hurts people and forgets about it, and one day this will catch up to him...
Christian Parga can be your best friend one day and treat you like you don’t exist the next.
The the hardest rap group in the game.
Basic Chad: Hey man, you listen to that new Travis Scott song, named Sicko Mode?
Damn Daniel: The fuck kinda whack ass shit is that? That's some real Chad ass stuff right there. I only listen to real rappers and groups like Hard Christians.
1. A persistent and aggressive form of demanding that another join the Christian faith.
2. Intimidation or coercion employed to convert others to Christianity or another Religion
3. Threats made with claims that another will go to hell, that they need to seek Jesus or have Jesus forced upon them.
4. The denial of basic reality in lieu of claiming that, in essence, the only solution to essentially all problems is to 'turn to Jesus,' become Christian, abandon one's own sacred personal identity or cease enjoyable activities based on arbitrary and often out of context scripture or disingenuous conjecture made from a position of willful ignorance.
5. Claims made with the implication of medical authority by quacks or Christian brand witch doctor; also claims made from pseudo-authority to any other trade, skill, profession or area of expertise.
6. Unyielding political sedition, treason, terrorism or other criminal activity for the result of forcing others to conform to perceived Christian values.
7. Nihilistic, psychopathic and pedophilic behaviors veiled in aggressive psychological projection onto others and under the auspices of Christianty.
These people won't stop with their Christian harassment, they even come knocking on my door to "tell me the good news of the lord"