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The Family Guy Drinking Game involves two or more contestants. The contestants watch an entire season DVD of Family Guy episodes.
The object of the game is to imbibe an alcoholic beverage every time a non-sequitur or flashback is made throughout an episode.
The goal of the Family Guy Drinking Challenge is to maintain mental lucidity. After successfully watching an entire season DVD of Family Guy, the contestant who is unblurred and clearheaded is declared the winner.
If the entire contestant group is largely sober after successfully completing the game. Then the game proceeds to another round. Another season DVD is played and the game restarts.
Jeff: GOD! It's Friday night and I have nuthin to do as usual!
Ryan: Jeez calm down bro, I found a drinkin game for us.
Jeff: Like what....Quarters?
Ryan: Nah it's the Family Guy Drinking Game.
Jeff: How do ya play it?
Ryan: Real easy bro, just watch a DVD of Family Guy and drink every time the characters make those "This reminds me of that one time...." flashback jokes.
Jeff: Duuude! That's like a 100 times per episode... Were gonna get trashed!
Ryan: Let's call Seth!
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A phrase originally coined by Guile from the Street Fighter video game franchise, it was his tag line after defeating an opponent. Over the years, it has come to be used also when referring to someone who is past their prime at whatever it is that they should do.
Steven: "Hey, did you watch TNA Impact last week?"
Michael: "Yeah, I can't believe they had Ric Flair's 60-year-old ass wrestling again. He's way past his prime He should go home and be a family man."
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The best and most educational song on the Internet. The song is by Rusty Cage. It teaches you how to tie a noose and what to use a noose for.
I love the Family Friendly Noose Song!
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The 4th and final level of the ‘your mom gay’ insult. This triumphs over any other insult such as ‘your dad lesbian’ or ‘your grandpap a trap’. Once these words have been said half the Earth crumbles, the recipient instantly dissolves, and any person past, present and future related to the recipient are eaten first-hand by Satan himself. This insult defies time and exisntce, and tears a hole through all we know as reality.
Jesse: Your mom gay lol
Jason: (takes it to the next level) Your grandpap a trap
Jesse: (on his knees, uses his trump card) Your Family Tree LGBT
Jason: *the world is crushed flat and everything and anything that has ever existed are erased from existence
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Worst insult in any language. Puts Ur grandpap a trap to shame. The only know counter is “No u” followed immediately by “ur sisters a mister.”
1. Ur mom gay
2. Ur dad lesbian
1. Ur granny tranny
2. No u
2. Ur grandpap a trap
1. *falls to knees*
1. Ur family tree LGBT
2. *Banished to shadow realm*
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Is the terminal disease of the brain in which the sufferer cannot spend a whole day without repeating word for word jokes from the previous nights Family Guy episode. This disease results in the deterioration of the brain, where the victim becomes a zombie to plagerized jokes.
Mark: "So then Stewie was all like 'What the duece!', haha."
Adam: "Mate, you might want to get your Family Guy Echo Syndrome checked out?"
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This is a very effective insult used in online gaming. Not only are you asserting dominance, but you are also telling them that they are black and a slave. This is a term coined by the great fortnite player named "adjoinFRAGS".
Guy1: "Adjoin, you're trash, kid"
adjoinFRAGS: "Shut the fuck up kid I own your family"
Guy1: *shuts up*