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A rare medical conditon during which a man ejaculates a fine, lukewarm mist as opposed to seamen during masturbation. It permiates the surrounding air and creates a punget odor that can reach up to 300 meters. Although this condtion is prominent in persons of Indian descent, only .00045% of males are born with Penis Gas Syndrome.
Steve: (profusely masturbating)
Arjun: Steve are you jackin' it?
Steve: No dude im just- *grunts* AHHHHH...
Steve: What the fuck I just jizzed mist! I must have Penis Gas Syndrome!!
Arjun: Ah, the wafting smell of penis gas!
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A county located in North Georgia. It is known for not allowing blacks to live there from 1912 till the early 1990s. Today the county is still mainly white. It is home to the City of Cumming, located in the heart of the county, Sawnee Mountain, Lake Lanier, Tyson's Chicken Plant, and the Cumming Country Fair. The county is a great place to live and the residents are, for the most part, nice, friendly folk. The souther part of the county is the rich part, the middle part of the county is a mixture of rich, middle class, and poor, and the northern part it middle class, and poor.
Come on up to Forsyth County, GA today for down home country fun.
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Substantially increasing the likelihood I or a member of my family will get asthma, to own the libs.
I love God, guns and cooking with gas.
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latin: immunda ientaculum
Adding a little southern twist to the traditional British tea bag, the woman brings the man's testicles into her mouth while facing his backside. As she performs a handjob while "tea-bagging" him, the man should flatulate as much as possible. With her face buried deep in his behind, the man's wind will provide an odorous addition for the woman.
From: "Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex"
I think the key to surviving a Dirty Gas Pump is breath control. Eventually you learn when to breathe through the nose, alternating with removing the balls, for deep breaths through the mouth. It's not hard, but until you get the hang of it, it's not pleasant.
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When you have a hot shower, put your dick inside and burn the inside of her pussy.
Hey Steve, you invited Wendy over tonight?
Oh yeah Frank! I'm gonna give her a gas station burrito.
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When you put your balls on a girls eyeballs and your asshole is covering her mouth and you fart.
I gave the chick I brought home from the bar a hungarian gas mask.
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When a woman is giving a B.J. and the man turns around and continues to place each testicle in her nostrils creating what would appear to be a gas mask.
"Molly was giving me head and i totally gave her a mexican gas mask until she passed out."
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