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Swing the Sledge Hammer

to masturbate, usually until orgasm

Man, I really needed to swing the sledge hammer after I saw Sara today!

by >>>Hurricane Andrew<<< November 12, 2006

5๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Monkey-hammer

The world defines Monkey-hammer as a hammer used to hit monkeys by an abusive Zoo Keeper. The real definition of Monkey-hammer is that it's a slang word for a guy's penis. Monkey is a woman's pussy and hammer is a guy's penis. Alternate words are: Pussy-smasher, kitty-stabber, cherry-popper, and pie-cutter, etc.

Dan: Look at that hot-ass chick over there! She's got a tight-ass body, but look at that fat pussy!

Wade: Let me get my Monkey-hammer ready!

by Apollyon the Kenite July 30, 2020

3๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


jack hammer that hoe

to bounce on your hoe while pointing your dick to the vagina and thusting it in with great force.

jack hammer that hoe man!

by carl q June 9, 2008

10๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


velvet hammer

A sweet or soft drink topped off with a shot of everclear.

Give him a Velvet Hammer, it's his 21st birthday.

by Highball June 3, 2016

1๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


brown hammer

A word referring to a brown and small penis. Usually common in tall,dark and handsome men

Maddee: I saw a brown hammer today
Brittany: it was probably really small

by BrownHammer October 28, 2015

1๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dirty Sledge Hammer

-A sledge hammer that is often dirty..
- A male with a dirty penis, his tool is often infected by blue cabbage.

Man.. you need to get that dirty sledge hammer checked out!

by Sexbooooom November 14, 2010

6๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


MC hammered

homosexual, one loving anal sex from the same sex.

Wow guys I am MC hammered.

by goggalicious November 1, 2005

5๐Ÿ‘ 67๐Ÿ‘Ž