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Max and Jasmine are the cutest couple they have beautiful kids that have a lot of talents they are also vary rich. Jasmine is a gorgeous Hispanic and Max is a mixed asian who is good looking.
Max and Jasmine can’t be separated
Exceptionally gifted DJ who is a Warlock on the Turntables full of swag, charisma, levitation skills and cash money. His DJ sets include bangers and electro house mashups.
Dude: "Ayo Max Bangz show last night was on smash"
Bro: "My face was melted and It was glorious?"
Homie: "I never did this before"
Dope DJ coming out of Boston that likes to blow peoples mind with electronic euphoria and penetrating bass
Bro: "Yo my dude did you see go out last night Max Bangz blew my mind; I was chillin on a xanny bar and a few brews and he was destroying the party playing shit I never even heard before, I was having so much fun I blacked out and when I came to I was in a bed with seven of the finest bitches each from a different country in a gigantic Mansion at an undisclosed location and they were all loving it"
Dude: "Yea bro he's a legend I'm trying to go see him when he plays next"
Max the man is a bery strong guy with a big ass fucking cock like you can ride on that like it’s a bike Max the man is gonna be the best soccer play in the world he is going to be better the Lionel Messi and that is a fact
Stranger:how big is your cock
Max the man: lemme see 38.98 inches
This is a guy who does gay comments as jokes eg "Do u want to lick my pootang pie?" and "I want to lick your cheese"
Max: Do you want to lick my pootang pie?
Person1: FUCK OFF GAY BOY
A perfect husband, he’s nice, caring, very smart and handsome. The most lovable person you’ll ever meet! This word is mostly
used in the love language.
That guy is so nice! He’s such a Max-Jasper! I wish I could marry him.
One who like to pose, drink excessively, and break bathroom doors in an abrupt manner.
"wow do you see how drunk he is.."
"he's not drunk, he's just being a max seegs"