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someone who instead of jerking off, they grind against a pillow instead.
my boyfriend Cohen doesn't jerk off after he learned how to pound pillows
hes my lil pillow pounder <3
it is a rolled up news paper that was in the gutter that hobo use for a pillow
yeah dude i had to use a gutter pillow last night
Someone who takes a shit on their pillow before sleep
I went to john's house yesterday night and he is for sure a pillow squatter, there was shit all over his pillow.
throwing pillows at toddlers from long distance, resulting it the child falling over
"my parents grounded me because I kept pillow sniping my little sister."
When you wake up and pillows wet because you masturbated on
John: I have a Floppy Pillow
Tom: Sucks to be you
A makeshift pillow, simply made out of an empty 40 oz. bottle of Miller High Life.
"Hey Sam, how'd you like sleeping on that Millerpedic pillow last night?"
Sam: "It was comfy..."
The act of resting breasts on your head. And having the breasts ejaculated onto as you try to catch the ejaculate in your mouth.
Roy and Jess let me participate in a Polynesian pillow fort last night.