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British term for men who are urinating. But when you're peeing it's bouncing off the urinal and glancing off your feet hence the term....
After having a few beers I've got to sprinkle my shoes
When one person puts sticks of butter in their shoe, cooks it in the microwave, and fucks it aggressively while the butter is hot.
Carl: I got bored last night, so I tried doing a Hot Butter Shoe.
Jeff: How was it?
Carl: My dick's a little burnt, but otherwise it was fun.
If something is good or you want to say you're welcome to someone.
Person one: thank you
Person two: that's all gucci-two-shoes
When you pick up a sloppy section 8 pig from the 50's pub; and you use her ebt card as a shoe horn to jam your cock In her ass!
Yo bun you see that fat pig over yonder she had 17.95 left on her ebt card when I used it to Biddeford shoe horn her!
A dance in which you attempt to kick your left shoe against your right shoe and vise versa in a sideways fashion. If someone is saying "kick yo shoes" it is mandatory that someone in the area begins to kick their shoes.
"kick yo' shoes now kick yo' shoes now kick yo' shoes now"
kick yo' shoes looks like a retarded penguin trying to step on it's own feet
V. The act of manual female stimulation; often masturbation
Tessa became so aroused at the idea of liquid lean cuisine, she was forced to find a private area to go tie her shoes.
Hey Jeff some guy said he Saw you watching me.... Um changing my shoes. 0-o