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When a lady queefs for the first time.
I guess I hit the right spot, because it was a front fart surprise.
In any state, you get pulled over and in order to get out of a ticket you seduce the state trooper (gender not important) and bang them on the side of the road.
(person 1) haha I got pulled over but I pulled a montana roadside surprise; no ticket bitches...
(person 2) NICE!
The act of pouring microwaved kool aid on a male partners penis and then yell surprise! While your partner is screaming.
Ya I gave that bitch a kool aid surprise last tuesday. He'll think twice before cheating on me again.
Cumming in your hand and slapping a random stranger in the face
I gave Ben an Elton John’s Surprise yesterday
Farting in an elevator before sending it on to the next floor, resulting in a nasty surprise for the next rider.
Ken moved out of his downtown apartment after the girls on the 13th floor left him a high rise surprise on Saturday night.
The sexual art of eating a girl out and it not being flavorful enough. You proceed to put a lip in and use her vagina as a spitter. Once you've finished your dip you place the entire pinch in her vagina and give it two pumps to make sure it's all the way in. She then to top it all off queefs the dip onto your chest.
The Ricky dicky surprise last night tore her pussy up but was so worth it.
When a person fills their anal cavity with lube, corn syrup, and black dye, and surprises someone with it. Usually a significant other during sex.
Jimmy was shocked when he saw Susan gave him Cthulhu's Sticky Surprise after only the second date.