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She asked for a massage so I moved from her shoulders down to her back clit before coitus
Where a woman's clit is so stringy you can play it like a banjo.
That chick has the world best stringy clit, you can suck it all in
A set of nipples that once aroused will grow to the size of a mini sausages.
Bro, I was making out with Gina this morning. I ate her tit clits for breakfast.
when a guy is eating out a fat pussy and his tongue goes around her clit so much its like a whirlpool and jiggles around over and over again.
That sexy bitch had a jiggle clit last night.
An older Posh Person.
Or someone who tries to be posh.
Who drinks a lot of wine (usually red) or Gin and Tonic.
(For example a Tattler reader who's son is called Tarquin. )
The Wine and Clit couple turned up.
All they talked about was their french poetry book club.
A surge of emotional- or opinionated outpouring from a female who's just been sexually stimulated. A clit moment will occur disproportionately often after high levels of sexual satisfaction - multiple orgasms, etc.
A clit moment often includes political ranting and re-explaining of somewhat trivial topics from an uncharacteristically feministic viewpoint.
A clit moment rarely lasts longer than 30 minutes, but is most often 2-4 minutes in duration. Conversations and ideas sparked during clit moments can last years though.
Closely related terms are: womensplaining, femirant, girl power moment.
It compares relatively well as a positively charged counterpart to the male syndrome of "post nut depression" - here instead of feelings of emptiness and depression, the woman gains
a great spurt of self confidence.
"ah that was so good"
"Yeah it was great, thank you for that"
"You know every woman should be able to feel like this. It's unfair that our culture is just rooted towards women having no grasp of their own sexuality and being used as sex vessels for mens perverse schemes. You shouldn't have to wear make up or dress nice ever as a woman."
"Dear, i think you're having a *clit moment*"
An expression that relays amazement or disbelief about something that was seen or heard. Derived from “Hoy Shit”
Gorgino: Oh my God! Check out the size of this Italian Hoagie.
Rodd: Ohh Clit!