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Sometimes an important decision needs to be made, but sometimes a woman is involved and can affect a gent's decision making process - essentially he starts to think more with his cock and less with his head.
In this scenario it's time to make a PWD, or Post Wank Decision. This is the act of knocking one out, taking five minutes then approaching the decision with a clear mind - And ultimately making the right decision!
Chez: "Dude, I really don't know if I should take the bitch back; I mean she gave great brain on the regular, but is that a good enough reason to take her back?"
Nobby: "Mate, you need to take a Post Wank Decision on that shit! Clearly you don't want your wee man taking decisions for the big man."
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Post Nut Clarity is like having a steak dinner in front of you, but you just ate. It should be great and it normally is, but you have already had enough. Post means after, as in after you leak juices from your penis, and the clarity is from the thought beams that shine down into your head.
Person 1: Yo bro Samantha gave me head but I got post nut clarity after so I did the dash
Person 2: damn that sucks bro
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The feeling of disappointment/guilt right after fapping
Mom: What's wrong with jimmy?
Son: Oh nothing, just Post-fapdom Depression
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The day after Hump Day, in which the good times of the week truly begin, with the weekend around the corner. (Thursday)
"Yes! It's post-hump day! The weekend is almost here!"
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(PERV)-Noun.
The period of time after a man has ejaculated where (for once) sex and women aren't on his mind and he suddenly has a clear thought process bringing in major epiphanies and supreme moments of clarity on life;
fyi: (these "PERVs" only last about a couple of minutes, or even seconds, which then after the idea of sex returns back to the brain.)
Alexander Graham Bell got into a huge argument with his girlfriend on his lack of communication skills since he supposedly didn't let her know that he was going to be home later than planned that night. This argument between them left her in a frustrated mood for the rest of the night which then resulted in her refusing to give him sex.
So after his girlfriend fell asleep, Alexander went to the outhouse in order to blow his load before going to bed. With his lack of communication skills still on his mind, he busted his nut which brought on a Post-Ejaculation Revelation:
"If I could have somehow communicated with my girlfriend from another location over some talking device... I could have gotten sex tonight! Yes, this idea is grand! I'll call it the telephone!"
The rest is history.
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That awful feeling you get after you bust your load. In a matter of seconds, your whole world of fantasies fades away and that porn you were watching, or that girl you were doing suddenly becomes revolting. You wonder what the hell you were thinking, and you bask in your depression until the syndrome resides. PBS usually lasts for up to 30 minutes.
Example 1:
Guy: GUAHHHH! *busts*
*sits there while the porno continues on*
Guy: WTF was I thinking, this post-bust syndrome is AWFUL!
*uses free hand to awkwardly move the mouse and close the porno*
Example 2:
Guy: GUAHHHHH! *busts*
Girl: Wanna cuddle babe?
Guy: Hell no, get out of my sight.
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That moment after you finished watching some sick, fucked-up, porno and your just sitting there thinking "What the hell is wrong with me?" While you ponder life and shit.
Dude, I just watched some bondage beastiality orgy porn video last night and I immediately had post porn depression.
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