[Dick] Cheese

Most often discovered as a slimy-like substance found under the head of the penis, but it can dry to a crusty yellow matter and require careful scraping to assist removal.

While not a specific STD, it can carry the nasty bacteria that assists chlymidia to spread like a Californian forest fire.

"How hot is that guy over there?"

"He is hot, in fact he is sweaty, so I would insist he showered before we make out. I wouldn't want to peel back his helmet and cop an eyeful of freshly made Dick Cheese."

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Cheese pants

1) A social dynamic involving both cheese and pants that enables groups of people comprised of ten or more persons to complete tasks that would be impossible therewithout cheese pants.
2) An unintentional ejaculation that occurs whilst wearing pants, usually when something pleasing yet highly improbably occurs.

1) Extensive statistical analysis has shown that cheese pants results in greater progression than reckless ambition.
2) I didn't die in the fire! *cheese pants*

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taint cheese

A build-up of sweat and dead skin that collects along the taint (yut, gooche).Also known as schmegma of the taint.

Your sister's breath smells like my taint cheese... that's odd.

Your gradma's breath smells like my taint cheese also... imagine that.

Good dog! Lick the taint cheese!

Taint cheese. The breakfast of champions!

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Cheese Paper

When you hook up with a friends leftovers. IE: x-girlfriends, one night stands, etc

Derived from the Carl's JR commercial depicting a man asking another man if he was going to eat the cheese off the paper that covered his burger.

RJ totally went for Rob's cheese paper again. Not Cool, bag your own bitches RJ!

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cheese factor

Something extremely corny

That movie had a cheese factor of 10!

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cheese eater

A derogatory term for one who collects government assistance. So named because the U.S. Government, between the 1960s and 1990s, ran a popular public assistance program for welfare and food stamp recipients whereby recipients were given blocks of processed "government cheese".

What do you cheese eaters care about taxes; you don't even pay taxes!

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Bum Cheese

Cheesy smelling residue found at the top of the bum crack, just below the smalll of the back, when you have not washed it for around about a month or more.

Unwashed after a couple of weeks sweaty work - results in Bum Cheese.

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