Fuck up boots

helps you find a way to stomp on your dick while trying to receive communion at church.

Also: Cant do ANYTHING

ALSO: cannot roll a sneak check worth a dick.
ALSOOO: Your dick = Garbage

Dude, Rich... You cant sneak check into that goddamn door, because... no.. i dont give a fuck about your sneaking boots.. you cant sneak a door open as if your Fuck Up Boots werent on... cuz they clearly are.. im gonna fucking kill you..... fuck... you rolled a fucking 3 and now im gonna kill you...

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there's a snake in my boot

When your dick is so long that it goes down into your pants leg

Girl: so how big are you
Guy: well there's a snake in my boot

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shoot the boot

to drink said beverage from classy footwear.

"shoot, shoot, shoot the boot, shoot, shoot, shoot the boot"

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Boot Strap Bitch

An act where pirating takes place and a member apart of the ships crew did not take part in the pirating event, and begins to wine like a little bitch.

All of the crew memebers aboard the Black Pearl took part in a act of Pirating except for Luch. as a result he began to cry and complain and his crew soon called him a Boot Strap Bitch.

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Boot Steeze

Snowboard boots that are extremely stylish.

"Check out my boot steeze."

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thot boots

Boots thots wear when doing the thot walk

Bon'qui-qui:guhh do u see ha in den thot boots
Sha'quanday:Yass haney

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chanel 9 boots

what the material girl wants

'I want chanel 9 boots all these -- steady jockin cause they know im truth.' - THE material girl

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