Rural Dictionary

Dumb Ways to Die

A song and video game that was meant to teach people about train safety, but ended up becoming a trend. In the video, it shows multiple beans dying a different way.
Numpty sets his hair on fire
Hapless poked a stick at a grizzly bear
Pillock took expired medicine
Dippy used his private parts as piranha bait
Dummkopf took his toast out with a fork and then burned to death
Dimwit did his own electrical work
Stupe taught himself how to fly
Lax ate a two-week-old unrefrigerated pie and got sick
Clod the psycho killer was invited inside
Doomed scratched a drug dealer's brand new ride
Numskull took off her helmet in outer space
Bungle used a clothes dryer as a hiding place
Mishap kept a rattlesnake as a pet
Dunce sold both of his kidneys on the internet
Calamity ate a tube of superglue
Ninny pressed a red button
Botch dressed up as a moose during hunting season
Doofus disturbed a nest of wasps for no good reason
Stumble stood at the edge of a train station platform
Bonehead drove around the boom gates at a level crossing
And finally, Putz ran across the tracks between the platforms.

Me: I created a whole new version of Dumb Ways to Die by Tangerine Kitty!
My friends: Cool! We would love to see it!

by iloveurbandictionary😊😍😃 April 22, 2023

die-rection

the act of being erect while dead; dying during sex

sadly mark passed away last week and he got a die-rection

by harold g. July 22, 2022

Die working

Ahahahaha, I know!

Hym "Ha! Yeah, he wants me to die working but he's using some of the core elements of my marketing strategy so he knows that I'm better than him and he's mad that I'm allowed to fuck his fat-titted sister and he's not. You already have a sister to fuck, Ben! The ritual is complete! Incest is bad!"

by Hym Iam March 13, 2024