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TOOLS

Crack Cocaine Rocks

You never Carry tools, not even squarey cubes.

by Sicario da Vinci March 19, 2018


Tool

A male who's not a toy.

Fred was a tool so people didn't try to play with him too much.

by Solid Mantis August 3, 2019


Tool

jake paul

how did anyone like that guy in the first place? he's such a fucking tool.

by al0newith20bucks August 10, 2020


Tool

Could be a dumb person or whatever like most people on this website say, tool but I'm here to state another definition. A tool could be known as a small weapon. Also known as peace.

From NWA's "Straight Outta Compton": AK-47 is my tool! (Gunshots) So don't make me act a mothaf*ckin' fool!

by Syko-B June 5, 2017


Tool

An accurate insult to describe a right twat of a human, one who is always a self-centered, righteous and entitled moron. A tool never has a shred of sympathy for anyone but themselves. These people are "born different" in that they're incapable of empathy. Thus only useful to those that know how to play them for what they're worth, to use them like the tool they are. Tool is still such a relevant insult, that is unfortunately almost forgotten in a hyper internet age

Hey man that guy is such a tool. He's got no moral compass, no sympathy and is trying to perpetuate the lie that his boss is a standup guy for what he did to you. I hope he gets worked over till he finally snaps at his ignorant boss.

by Deadmau5UltraAnimals October 2, 2021


Tool

1. Someone who tries too hard.
2. Typically a poser.

3. A fake person.

4. Someone does things to impress people other people
5. One who tries too hard to ingratiate themselves to others, in order to be liked, or to get votes.

Tyler is such a tool he is drinking a Frappacino!

by alexthetool June 14, 2011


tool

a tool is a person generally named "oliver" or "hannah" or "james" or "sven" or "gareth"!!!!!! obtrusive, repulsive crappy bubble bursting stinky egoy people !!!!

person 1:"hey im oliver, dont you think im cool ? "
person 2"fuck off oliver you bursting my bubble you tool bag :P !"

person 1:(big sigh, blows stinky air on everyone !!! ) "O im too smooth and my ego is too big for that to hurt :P "
person 2: "fuck off you tool ! "

by julian culverhouse August 9, 2009