Ohh you touch my tralala

Some fag on youtubes catchy line

Person1-Ohh you touch my tralala
person2-Fag nom nom nom

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do i need to touch grass

yes, yes you do

Person 1: do i need to touch grass
Person 2: yes, yes you do

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Don't touch my hot sauce

When somebody messes with something you like

I told bob don't touch my hot sauce when he tried to steal my food.

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can't touch my swag

can't touch my swag is a fucking gay ass rap parody by NoFuckerz (commonly associated as NFKRZ) in it he claim how swag he is while a nigga called poopsteve is not

Jonathan: bro have you heard the new NoFuckerz rap song "can't touch my swag"?
Me: yeah it's pretty fucking gay

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NATIONAL TOUCH MY BOOB DAY

This day is where you touch my boobs for fun because it is so fun and you have an excuse to do it this day. This is on March 21st

Touch yer gurls tits cos it national touch my boob day

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National Touch Minors Day

The "National Touch Minors Day" is a day when you can touch a person anywhere no matter the age.

This day is 14th April so get ready to be legally allowed to touch a minor

Policeman: "You're going jail for touching a minor"
Man: "But its National Touch Minors Day"
Policeman: "Fair enough you're good to go"

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I wouldn't touch that with a 20-foot pole

A phrase used to say that you strongly wish to stay out of the way of an argument/heavy situation and not have any involvement.

Employee: I caught Debra and Jeff having sex in the office, what the hell are they thinking?

Boss: Err, I wouldn't touch that with a 20-foot pole.