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Some fag on youtubes catchy line
Person1-Ohh you touch my tralala
person2-Fag nom nom nom
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When somebody messes with something you like
I told bob don't touch my hot sauce when he tried to steal my food.
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Person 1: do i need to touch grass
Person 2: yes, yes you do
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can't touch my swag is a fucking gay ass rap parody by NoFuckerz (commonly associated as NFKRZ) in it he claim how swag he is while a nigga called poopsteve is not
Jonathan: bro have you heard the new NoFuckerz rap song "can't touch my swag"?
Me: yeah it's pretty fucking gay
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This day is where you touch my boobs for fun because it is so fun and you have an excuse to do it this day. This is on March 21st
Touch yer gurls tits cos it national touch my boob day
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The "National Touch Minors Day" is a day when you can touch a person anywhere no matter the age.
This day is 14th April so get ready to be legally allowed to touch a minor
Policeman: "You're going jail for touching a minor"
Man: "But its National Touch Minors Day"
Policeman: "Fair enough you're good to go"
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A common idiom from 18th century Britain, first coined by Sir John Walters in reference to his ex-lover Caroline Milcke. The original phrasing, “place thy hand on a horse, and be victorious in the divorce.” This obscure idiom was adopted by 19th century romantics and its popularity grew exponentially. As of the early 20th century, the phrase was adapted to its current wording by Elizabeth Williams.
Well, you know what they say! If you touch a horse, you win the divorce!