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A politician who makes ridiculous inflammatory statements during press conferences or news broadcasts solely for the purpose of gaining attention and trying to remain relevant to voters who are ill informed and have low information. Their purpose is to distract from the real important issues that they are supposed to be dealing with and distracting voters and the news media away from primary scandals and real issues that are going on. Their stories are intended to anger or cause fear to sway voters, if nothing more than for short term public opinion and votes.
The political troll is always present in the legislative branch, as if they are trying to be all three branches government by themselves. About once a month, another political troll in the U.S. congress or some state legislature comes up with another "scandal" that actually turns out to be baseless and not consistent with any factual information, in an attempt to start another foreign war or discredit another politician or hurt an opponent's credibility.
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The act where a woman willfully, deliberately, and consensually entices or perpetrates sexual intercourse while employing an anti-rape device such as a vaginal dentata or Rape-axe condom, in order to harm, injure or punish the penetratee.
Woman: "I'm so hot... stick it in me now!"
Man: "Oh yeah *thrust* FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-"
later
Woman to friend: "I just finished pussy-trolling that jerk Bob. His cock was totally in shreds."
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The species of trolls that cause friction.
In a physics class: "Alright, so what causes friction?"
"Friction Trolls."
"No."
"No, I'm pretty sure it's trolls."
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Lying to your children because it's funny.
Wow, nice dad trolling. I told Anna that that snow is just Jesus is real. Loler-skates...
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A hideous creature that hides under bridges and hands out business cards.
A bridge dwelling businessmen is a Professional Troll
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A fella on facebook that kills it for the lulz.
John Smith is big time facebook troll.
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A good troll is one who trolls trollers. Basically, when a troll trolls, another troll defends the one who was being trolled in the first place. A good troll purposely starts arguments with bad trolls. You will notice that a lot of history on that Good Troll's computer is arguments defending someone.
YouTube example:
Bad Troll: This video sucks. Get off youtube, faggot.
Good Troll: You know what really sucks? When a lazy ass guy who doesn't bother to get up and get a life posts not-needed comments because he has nothing else to do. That sucks.
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