Ur Ancestor A Molestor

The orginal comeback, once thought to be lost in translation. Causes the univers to cease existing.

Timmy: Hey Jimmy guess what?
Jimmy:What?
Timmy:Ur Ancestor A Molestor.
(The universe ceases to exist as Timmy recreates it in his own image)

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ur mum dum

When you are simply too cool for ur mum gay.Its obviously much more effective because it rhymes.Used by only the greatest intellectuals

Guy:Lel ur mum gay
Me an intellectual:Ur mum dum
Guy:NANI?!

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ur ancestor transgender

the worst of all roasts, defeating ur granny tranny, and ur family tree lgbt combined

guy 1- dude ur granny tranny and ur family tree lgbt
guy 2 - dont make me do it
guy 1 - do it pussy
giy 2 - ur ancestor transgender
guy 1 - *fucking dissolves into the 3rd world*

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Ur Mommy Gay

You mom so gay that when she took a gay test she got the top score

Ur Mommy Gay lol 👊🏿

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ur brother a mother

(1) Known as the worst possible insult in existence.

(2) This insult will completely obliterateall known existence in this universe.

guy1:ur mom gay.
guy2:ur dad lesbian.
guy1:ur granny tranny

guy2:you leave me no choice.
guy1:oh god.
guy2:UR BROTHER A MOTHER!
all life in the universe is no longer existent

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Ur auntie asexual

Insult that is only to be used in absolute emergencies, using this phrase will cause a massive singularity, leaving nothing left of this or other possible universes

Bob: Ur mum gay

Jim: Ur dad lesbian

Bob: Ur granny tranny

Jim: Ur sister a mister

Bob: Ur auntie asexual

(Earth is consumed by a massive black hole, which then consumes other planets)

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ur nephew LGBTQ

Not the worst, but a realatively strong comeback derived from the sexualality relations insult group. This can beat everything up to and including “ur brother” a mother but overpowered by “ur granny a tranny”.

Person 1: Ur mom gay
Person 2: No u
Person 1: Ur brother a mother

Person 2: Ur nephew LGBTQ
Person 1: Ur granny a tranny

*Person 2 walks away and accepts defeat*

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