who shot john

Asking who drank the last beer.

Jose: Who shot john
You: I man that was the last one

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Knights Who Say Kni

They are knights. They say "kni". They are afraid of the word "it". Dont Say it to them, O, I said it, opps there it is again DARNIT! CRAP IT! Oh Forget it. Dang!!!

We are The Knights Who Say Hut'n'Nan. And We Pray for you to cut this tree down with....................... A HEARING!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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who pave the way

ofcourse girls generation , psy , 2ne1 and big bang.
without them your fave⁷ is nothing lol

who pave the way?
absolutely not your fave⁷

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Who you finna try

An ebonics expression used to express the more commonly known American-English expression; what are you planning to do. Literally meaning who are you fixing to try. In "what are you planning to do" the "what" can be replaced with who, the "planning" can be replaced with fixing, and the "do" can be replaced with try.

Dayum nigga who you finna try? Bitch ain't need no 12 inch in dey ass.
Shutup bitch I be finna try all up in dat ass all I want to! Pimpslap you right 'cross da face with all dat phat black ass-lip!
Respect nigga 'fo' I finna try what I finna try!

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Mike Who Cheese Hairy

A trick to make your friends hate you (My Coochies Hairy)

*Writes it down* Read it out loud. "Mike Who Cheese Hairy"

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girls who eat carrots

A figurate way for defining girls who usually like to practise oral sex on men.

ack: "Do you girls eat carrots?"
Girls: "Yeah."
Jack: "So you are girls who eat carrots?"
Girls: "We are females who like oral sex

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girls who study physics

Smart girls with little sense of humor. They will tear you apart, and they know how to do it now. That's right, they took physics. Now quit staring at them and go back to work.

1: "They're acting like girls who study physics."
2: "Don't let them hear you say that."

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