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While your hitting a girl from behind you cum in her vag, pull out, insert your limpening dick in her butt. Once inserted begin too pee, while saying "magically delicous" thus making the St. Patty's Pot O' Gold.
Man after I came in that bitch I had to piss, so I just gave her the St. Patty's Pot O' Gold.
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When you are searching for Something and you find something much better
When you were searching for the Sewing kit and you find cookies: I was looking for copper and I found gold
The holy grail of drinks, it is by far the best drink ever made beating out Dr Pepper by very little, every sip you take you will love also only 75 cents.
Milo: I think we should get some cola it is so good
Leslie: you are wrong there Black & Gold Lemon Flavoured Soft Drink is the best
Milo: you are so right how can I be so dumb
My grill's krunk. Or... I gots to polish my fronts, ahh snap! Or... "show dem golds."
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Is that the gold standard we go by now a days?- is a phrase that is used when someone descripts a certain standard of a people in a conversation. This usually is a duh factor answer.
Person 1- The girl I'm dating now wants me to call her mommy when I see her.
Person 2- Is that's the gold standard we go by now a days?
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Not being content with what one has, searching for more.
Man I'm never happy with what I have, I look for silver while I lie in bed with gold.
When a male poops and cums on the poop, he over the poops in cum like cake frosting. Then she gets honey and cover the poops with honey. After he puts it in the freezer and waits tell if freezes and when he about to fuck his girl friend he takes the poop out and shoves it in her ass. Then he fucks her analy, while the poops is in her ass it melts and the honey shit and cum mixs together. While fucking the mixture leak out. When the misture comes out it looks like gold rushing out of a mountain
Hey last night that dude "Frosty Goldsteen ( aka Lower Merion Gold Rush)" his girlfriend
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