If you're homeless, just buy a house

Something to say back to people when they give completely useless advice.

Jim: "Man I'm having so much trouble figuring out the proper technique to install my dishwasher."
Colin: "Just install it, easy as that."
Jim: "Oh cool, so if you're homeless, just buy a house. Easy, problem solved. Duh."

you're such a smugler

Used when a person brings something illegal/weird to class

s: what is that?
j: mango with salt.
s: omg you're such a smugler!

You're Muted Again

When your wife starts to treat you like a Zoom panel and tells you mid-argument when she's sick of listening to you, "You're muted again," and simply walks away.

"Darling, have you seen your AMEX bill lately?"

"Sweetie, you're muted again."

You're stupid

The phrase you say to someone who is stupid.

Guy 1: Women aren't real!
Guy 2: You're stupid.

You're wrong Em

Maurice loves you more and this is proof

Emily: "I love you more Maurice"
Maurice: "You're wrong Em!"

You're my extra person

A pharse that is used to describe someone who is extra or a phrase for someone special

You're my Extra person. No matter what. Forever and always.

You're my type

The thing I wanna say to Wejdan from long time ago

Me: You're pretty and kind and that's not even the best thing about you

Wejdan: Awww🙄🙄 thx.
Me: You're my type