a dead man falling out of a window

When the penis slips through the hole at the front of a man's underwear

Jeff: Why did I hear your sister scream last night?

Joe: Not incest, she just saw a dead man falling out of a window.

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Don't be sad, this is how it works out sometimes

A phrase used in response to someone who is disappointed in a thing that turns out to be underwhelming and bad/mediocre to assure them that can just be how things go sometimes.

"This game is an unfinished mess. Why would they remove even the basic elements of a first person shooter?"
"Don't be sad, this is how it works out sometimes"

Pass Out After Drinking Caffeine Syndrome

POADCS(Pass Out After Drinking Caffeine Syndrome) a well-known silly syndrome in Mystic Messenger discovered by Cheritz. 00000111 00000000 000001111.

This syndrome originated from Long-cat island in 1xxx.
The island has a lot of natural coffee beans and the disease sprung up when a cow ate the beans.
After eating too many coffee beans the cow passed out in 3 seconds 2. 00000111 00000000 00000111 is awesome.

Another cow who was in love with the cow also got the disease. How?
We’ll never know. That is still a mystery.

I am just writing random BS to mock Yoosung.
Thanks to cows and my imagination.

Contents
1. Early life of the passed out Cow
1.1 Calf
1.2 First girlfriend
2. Professional career of the Cow
2.1 being milked
2.2 Self employed bean searcher

Yoosung has Pass Out After Drinking Caffeine Syndrome.

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Tell em' to bring out the whole ocean.

DJ Khaled's wants the entire ocean to be brought out to be eaten.

DJ Khaled: " tell em' to bring out the whole ocean. "

DJ Khaled's cook: " We can't literally bring out the entire ocean for you. "
DJ Khaled: " God did. "

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make like a tree and get out of here

Famously, one of Biff Tannen's taglines in Back to the Future movies. The other ones being "Shiiiit!" and "I hate manure!"

Young Biff: All right, I'll give it a look. Now why don't you make like a tree and get out of here?

Old Biff (hitting Young Biff upside his head): It's LEAVE, you idiot! "Make like a tree and leave!" You sound like a damn fool when you're saying it wrong!

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balls out or cut them off

go all out or dont go at all

skydiving you do it or you dont so balls out is you doing it and cut them off is not doing it - "hey man balls out or cut them off you gonna jump?"

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Cake and Cock and We're Fresh out of Cake

What do you say when your girl asks "What's for Dinner"?
When really all you want is a blow job.

* Wife calls Husband and says "Honey, whats for dinner?"

* Man replies "Cake and Cock and we're Fresh out of Cake"

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