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After anal sex, with feces on the dick, the guy uses the diarrhea as lube for insertion into the next anus!
Also know as "Sliding into Second".
I just fucked two asses in a row. I ran out of lube, but thankfully, I was able to use the "Tuck-a-ho take-out" to squeeze into the second hole.
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burning out his fuse .... Phrase in Elton John music Rocket Man
burning out his fuse
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To have sex with someone who is on their period
Darren: “yo bro didn’t you stay the night at jens house last night?”
Chad: “hell yeah bro she was on her period tho. But you know I’m always down to wipe out tomato town”
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Smoking marijuana till you feel gone. Far out.
Cool dude 1 "Hey man I got some tree."
Cool dude 2 "Good shit, let's get far out!"
Cool dude 1 "Fasho!"
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On December 9th ask out your crush and its okay if he rejects you
National ask your crush out day on December 9th
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The written word variant of 'in one ear, out the other.'
When a message is read but not comprehended because you didn't care or were distracted.
Nick: did you get my text? Or my email?!
Crystal: yeh I did, but they went through my eyes, out my ass.
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If someone tells you to "Get your head out of your ass," it means that you have to start paying more attention to what's going on around you. It could also mean that you have to stop being so consumed with yourself, and your own well being, stop being so conceited.
John: I am so good at painting, I must be like Michelangelo!
Matt: Get your head out of your ass, John!
Jack: (Runs into someone at store, cause he's texting)
Man: Get your head out of your ass, and start paying more attention!
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