A cock that is big basically because it's the person's birthday.
Omg let me see that big birthday cock, it's your special day after all!
Ripping Skaters. Also, the shit i'm gonna shoot you with if you keep shit talking Jake.
A big gun is a gun that is big, therefore it will kill you with one bullet.
Tonya: Hey guess what I got today Steve!
Steve: What did you get?
Tonya: A Big gun.
Steve: what
Tonya: You know why?
Steve: no…
Tonya: I know you had sex with MY boyfriend.
Steve: *Dies of Big gun*
A creature that will poison your lucky charms with ebola if you do not repost there message
Person: Dude I forgot to repost Big Boy Bobby's message.
Other Person: Bro u dead.
When a person named Robert gets moderately fat or obese they become a Big Boy Bobby.
Big Boy Bobby went to the store to get some twenkie.
1. A common coping mechanism used by small penis havers to make up for their penis size with tire size
2. A common trap placed by redneck men to attract redneck women
3. A way for rednecks with little/no self esteem to boost their confidence
Friend: “Bro you have a small dick.”
Other friend: “No way bro have you seen the big truck tires on my white Ford F-250?”
A Big Mood refers to a big steamy dump you take after a (heavy) meal.
''I just had a Big Mood and it tore my asshole apart''.