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The doctor said I am over, wait, he meant cool means that the "over, wait" part means overweight, but the expression means that it's a perfect comeback to anyone who calls you overweight or fat and you're not obese, but you're still overweight. But the point is that you're still pretty healthy. Maybe the cholesterol is a little high sometimes, but other than that, you eat healthy sometimes and sometimes eat junk food and so who cares if your weight bounces up and down a lot and maybe more up than down. I'm Superman Batman!
Jerk: Haha, You're overweight and fat!
Tony: The doctor said I am over, wait, he meant cool!
People: Cool!
Jerk: *Goes away.
I turned a blind eye to a lot things, I turned a blind eye of it
Something that depending on the person is either a fortunate truth or a spiralling lie.
Guy 1: bro don't do that
Guy 2: sorry, i won't do it again
3 hours later
Guy 1: bruh you said you wouldn't
Guy 2: sorry sorry i didn't mean it i won't repeat this
2 minutes later
Guy 1: i give up
your not alone... i google random shit every day.
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A method of politely calling someone a dickhead
You know, I can see the circumcision scar.
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Guy 1: have any E-Girl anime servers?
Guy 2: Here *sends I Shot My Wife link*
Guy 1: thanks, my life has changed