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This song is dedicated to my girlfriend shidadamac, it's love song about every ken finding his one true Barbie and staying faithful to her. In world full of Pornstars, Onlyfans, Instagram Models.
Barbie wasn't getting paid so she grabbed a camera and became a Pornstar Girl!
reuben upton aka "upton girl" , "upton gril" , "chicken little" or simply just "upton" is a man with a 2mm chode. he is a fan of classical music including beethovens "ode to joy" and tchaikovsky. he is also a fan of classic death metal bands such as "my chemical romance" , "bts" , "one direction" , "pearl jam" and "cannibal corpse" . he is blond.
hey did you hear about upton girl?
yeah chode man
any girl who appears to be on high testosterone
Before becoming gay lovers both bndrew and bardens enjoyed looking at high test girls
All the girls are split half gays and half straight nice girls who are usually overly catholic over 70% of the school is a bunch of mixed people and they usually end up going to good colleges and becoming strong independent women in the future with big dreams but their college years are most likely the only time they let loose bc they probably came from another catholic school before then.
Louisville girls are the definition of what ppl think of when they say a strong independent woman
Person 1: Wow she’s such a strong person
Person 2: Yeah she went to Louisville
Person 1: Ohhh that explains it
hey it’s national send your girl nudes day! hit her up with a spicy pic... with consent.
An elaborate catfish where a super hot guy proposes a sex competition between him and his ugly best friend. The ugly best friend is purportedly really incredible at sex and is currently in the lead in their competition. You will know something is fishy when the hot guy says that the ugly best friend typically goes first. A simple reverse image search will show that the hot guy is really just a stolen public social media account of some random dude somewhere around the world (possibly named Jordi) and that the ugly friend has been catfishing you this whole time.
Have you ever heard of hot girling? Me and my best friend have this friendly competition where we see who can please a woman the most and he's currently in the lead.
girls named emery pull a crazy amount of bitches
my friend: omg this girl named emery pulls so many fucking bitches
me: yeah its always the girls named emery