National ask out your crush day

It’s on December 4

Hey it’s National ask out your crush day because it’s December 4th

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I need to sort out my life

Every assholes go-to excuse for ignoring you so they could play games and talk to other people.

You: Hey, I really miss talking to you!
*five hours later*
You: Oh... I guess you don’t feel the same way.
Them: Sorry, I need to sort out my life.

will you go out with me?

literally a boys way of asking a girl to be his girlfriend😐

jeron- hey lil mamas will you go out with me?
treesha- fuck now get out my face

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Pull your head out of your ass

Stop ignoring the problems around you

Pull your head out of your ass and start doing something about obvious problems you are responsible for, you ingrate!

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Oh Shit Get The Fuck Out Of Here

A phrase used by non-believing friends.

Also, this is used normally after the words "porkchop sandwiches"

porkchop sandwiches
OH SHIT GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!

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Sticking out your gyat for the rizzler

Some Gen z song or whatever.

Sticking out your gyat for the rizzler, your so skibidi, your so fanum tax, I just wanna be your sigma

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get in get on get off get out

having sex with a girl and then never contacting her again

dude, you need to just get in get on get off get out!

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