U gay, bro?

The answer to "U mad, bro?".

Guy: "Quit pissing me off, moron!"
Moron: "U mad, bro?"
Guy: "U gay, bro?"
Moron: "*butthurt*"

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U R Gay

1 - a derogrotory term to describe somebody of an unfavorable nature.

2 - a country in south america. c. homer simpson 1995

1 - ur gay
2 - heheh look at that country there - U-R GAY heheheheheh

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U mad brah?

Asking someone if there mad. Usally used after someone posts a serious thread about something. Pioneered in the teen misc section on body building forums.com. See example.

OP: today I broke my foot and now I can't squat for a month. Additionally someone stole my cellphone and ran up the bill.
Poster: u mad brah?!

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Pub "U Gašpara"

Pub "U Gašpara" is favourite after-skool activity of students of GJAR (Gymnázium Jána Adama Raymana)in Prešov, Slovakia. Many hungry students for long long years go for a lunch to old Gašpar`s grandmother even Dr. Liba (grandpa)is mad about it.
You can eat, drink, watch movies or read books, smoke water pipes and ciggarets and everything free!
The house of Gašpar family will be a legendary place for the whole future.
God bless Gašpar.

-What are ya doin` after skool?
-I`m hungry. Let`s visit Pub "U Gašpara".

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u-turn dick

describes a man whose penis does a 180 degree turn and point straight back at himself during an erection, resembling a u-turn or has a horse shoe like effect.
nick: check that dudes erection, he's got a huge u-turn dick happening!

shawn: I know, that's gotta be an illegal curve!

nick: It's strange, yet oddly arousing!
Source: Chris Carr, Fredericton, New Brunswick

nick: check that dudes erection, he's got a huge u-turn dick happening!

shawn: I know, that's gotta be an illegal curve!

nick: It's strange, yet oddly arousing!

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I loud u

An easy way to get out of the 'i love you' trap, but on SMS text messages

This works really well because if your T9 dictionary is enabled, when texting, love and loud have the same key combinations, viz. 5683

*Text conversation AFTER saucy text sex or phone sex*

Person 1: U were amazing!
Person 2: U 2 baby!
Person 1: I love u
Person 2: I loud u 2

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Wash U Goggles

Something you put on figuratively when you go to Washington University in St. Louis. The goggles change the apparent attractiveness of the women based on a relative scale. So the ugly girls suddenly look attractive.

When Michael arrived at Wash U he couldn't function without his Wash U Goggles.

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