2:37

The total time it takes for someone to have sexual intercourse, clean themselves and walk out the door.

T-Bone said he hit that, wiped off with the shower curtain and was out the door in 2:37!

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Rule 2

You DO NOT talk about fight club.

Person 1: What happened to your face?

Person 2: Can't talk about it.

Person 1: Rule 2?

Person 2:....

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Halo 2

Halo 2 is a sequal to halo 1. It offers kick ass games such as capture the flag, oddball, jaugernaut, and The trule fucking awesome Team slayer. Which i guess over all rates a million to a kickass game.

DOOD says jason Schriber, to evan long.
"quote on quote" u wanna play some team slayer, AHHLL no dood i dont wanna loose my rank, replies evan. I loose your rank says schriber as he shoots him with his soward and slashes him with is plasma pistol.

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2 for 1

When you hire a pregnant hooker and she starts giving birth during intercourse. It is a girl so you start having sex with it too.

Mike: hey how was your weekend?
Chuck: I had a 2 for 1 behind a Denny's yesterday.

Mike: -sad moan- You are a monster.

Chuck: Yea, my court date is on friday.

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itanium 2

Extremley fast 64 bit intel processor that uses EPIC architecture. Designed for high end servers and workstations. The Itanium 2 makes the g5 look like a 386 boatanchor.

THe Itanium 2 is the fastest single chip in the world.

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Buttsex 2

It's the same as buttsex but with extra content

Want to have buttsex 2

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2% Milf

When describing any older chick isn't hot enough to be considered a full blown MILF, but is pretty decent and after a night of drinking you would more than likely bang.

"Yeah the HR lady in my office caught me looking down her shirt during a meeting, I mean shes not Hot, but shes got a great rack, shes like a 2% Milf.

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