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A girl with sometimes sheepish demeanor but you know deep inside she is a dynamo in the bedroom with no morals.
Person 1 - Hey , you're woman over there is sweet looking.
Person 2 - I know lad, heard she's a mad thing.
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When you react to a situation that should piss you off but its your mans so you can't be pissed at him because you love him.
This bitch lucky I wasn't actually mad only funny-mad lol
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the night before halloween. normally you go party in peoples houses and you have an amazing time
John: hey lets go bowling
Bill: no man its mad night, lets go fuck shit up at peters house!
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Person 1: have you heard about J Cole's new album
Person 2: No boy, why?
Person 1: IT'S MAD FIRE!
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A game that is probably most amusing to 10 year olds. A sentence is written out with blank spots, and in each blank spot you get your friends to insert a word that matches the part of speech specified. Unfortunately, when you're of an age that mad libs are funny, you probably don't fully understand the difference between a noun and a verb, an adjective and an adverb. See example.
I sat down on the ___(noun)__ and proceeded to ___(verb)___ . After that I decided to try to ___(verb)__ very ___(adv)__. I always __(verb)__ when the __(noun)__ is __(adj)__. Isn't it great to __(verb)__?
becomes:
I sat down on the __very__ and proceeded to __book__. After that I decided to try to __run__ very __runningsuit__. I always ___computer__ when the __great__ is __email.__ Isn't it great to __mad libs__?
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when someone who is over cocky thinks that he/she are the damn best at everything uses this word to define that they have great talent
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A hallucinatory disease with symptoms that resemble the effects of doing herione and LSD simultaneously; often mistaken to be related to the NCAA basketball tournament
Alyssa: We better lock little Todd in the closet, the doctor says he has signs of march madness!
Dad: I'll just take him out back and take care of him now. I'm tired of always having to worry about him.
Alyssa: Nice thinkin' Dad.
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