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A Female who jerks off a male while he is in slumber, to collect sperm on a specific body part. (i.e. Breasts)
I thought I was having a wet dream the other day, but it turned out to be the Cum Bandit getting me to bust on her tits..
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Usually the final bit of a porn movie where the guy with a huge cock pulls out of the actress's pussy and shoots his jizz all over her face. Often said actress will hold her mouth wide open and stare up at the guy imploringly, and frequently then make a big show of rolling it around in her mouth, blowing bubbles, etc.
I downloaded a collection of cum shots off Kazaa this afternoon.
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A "special" pair of shorts that often reside under the bed used to mop up after jerking off. There are also cum socks, cum tees and blow rags.
We were helping him move house, when we lifted up the bed we found his skanky cum shorts.
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the penis, cock, hog, wang, etc
i paid this chick 37 cents to play my cum trumpet.
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(noun): A male human with little or nothing to offer society aside from the opportunity for copulation with a similar member of the opposite sex.
"Why is she with him...can't she see he's a cum pump?"
"All that guy is is a cum pump."
(After casual sex with anonymous partner)
"God, I'm such a cum pump."
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The act of two or more close, straight, male friends, further strengthening a bond of friendship by either simultaneously having sex with the same woman or having sex with the same woman one after the other.
Clint: Hey guys, we should become cum brothers!
Zack: Yeah! Sounds great, bro! It'll bring us even closer together!
Troy: Yeah! I'll call my sex-crazy, ex-girlfriend, Jessica, she'll be down!
Zack and Clint: Cool!!!
(After completion of intercourse)
Troy: DUDES!!! That was awesome!
Zack: I know right! I love you guys, as brothers.
Clint and Troy: We love you too, buddy!
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