It's national slap a bitch day so if a bitch touches you inappropriatly show them this then you have your pass
Did you know October 18 is slap a bitch day?
National give anyone a jumper day
Give literally anyone your jumper on October 18.
national ask your form teacher if he is gay day
“hey mr_____, it’s october 18. do you know what that means?”
“no”
“well then mr______, are you gay?”
barbz gc: it’s october 18!!! HAPPY SALEM DAYY
national suck your own toe day
“yo yeah imma suck my toe today because its october 18, and it’s my hoes birthday”
October 18 is my birthday so if it's yours to your also a dumb as he doesn't give a shit about what any thinks of you but your super competitive strong and amazing at not giving a shit
Hey bro you were born October 18 that means you strong dumb and you don't give 2 shits about anything
if ur name is nathan then SHUT THE FUCK UP
nathan: "hi--"
Hassan to nathan: "SHUT THE FUCK UP".
which means it's national tell nathan to shut the fuck up on october 18!!