guy 1- hey imma go fuck that blonde
guy 2- why?
guy 1-bc it’s december 19
National throw bananas at your family day
mom: why are you throwing bananas at me?
me: because its December 19, national throw bananas at your family day
if you are born on this day, you are really nice and smart.
girl: yo whens ur birthday
new classmate: december 19, why?
girl: lets be friends
national post your girlfriend day
Mike: “Don’t you have a girlfriend?”
Jake: “Yeah, why?”
Mike: “It’s national post your girlfriend day today since it’s december 19 and you didn’t post her!”
Jake: “Oh okay, I will right now.”
national go suck deez nutz on ur chin
person: hey im going to go suck deez nutz on ur chin
karl: why?
person: duh because its december 19
December 19 is National Kick Balls Day where you can kick any guys balls.
Harry:That guy just got kicked in the nuts!
Ben:It’s December 19 man you know what that means.