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the legitist name used to describe someone ultra super duper amazing that is wayy sexier than you and can do anything mucho mucho better and you love them wayy more then they love you
My boyfriend is pookey bear!
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One who discourages performing the act of a flaming amazon.
Smokey the Bear says "And remember kids, flaming amazons can be painful and seriously injure one or both participants!!"
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an alcoholic avalanche that will bring utter chaos to you and everyone around you. its pretty much bad ass......
an irish car bomb followed immediately by a minderaser (both must be downed with serious speed)
take one bear fucker and you dance with a fat chick. take two bear fuckers and youll throw up on a fat chick. take three bear fuckers and youll throw up in the drunk tank
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The product of a California Golden Bear and a Cocker Spaniel. These tremendous creatures are renown for their beauty as well as their abilities to outrun cheetahs and down triceratops on the African Savanna. Legends tell that these animals can communicate with almost any lifeform using the ubiquitous 'kayla-speak', a basic language composed of gesticulations, sneezing, and woo-woo barking. The animals also have a penchant for world exploration and sea-faring, although require Kayla-bear-sized life vests to do both at once.
Person 1: That is the cutest dog I have ever seen!
Person 2: I know what you mean, but that is not a dog, its a Kayla Bear.
Person 1: Oh! They were responsible for the extinction of the dinosaurs, right?
Person 2 (knowingly): All archaeological evidence seems to indicate as much.
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A depraved sex act based off a variation of the doggy style position that involves punching the female in the stomach during climax. The resulting bear like groan and surprise coined the name Kodak Bear.
Also known as the Arctic Fox for the higher pitched madam.
The Kodak Bear
Man: I love you…
Woman: I love UGGGGHHH!!!
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An angry big hairy man who snaps at anything.
Me : Not for nuttin, all jokes aside, you know what i mean. The load is late.
Bear: Roar this is bullshit i'm an angry bear! My bear polar is taking over. ROARRRRR
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