To muff dive, to muff dive is the act of a male or female(lesbian) performing cunnilingus on another female. When the male or female is performing the act of cunnilingus on their partner their mouth is busy therefore it is muffled.
(Suzanne and Amy were discussing their sexual libido and child birth)
Amy:Howard didn’t go down on me like that until after we were married and WOW I wish we had never waited.
Suzanne:Good for you girl. The only reason I let George muff dive is to muffle his damn mouth up for a few hours.
The pass-time in which the subject rips off a female's clothes and slaps the victim's vagina.
Employer:"How would you describe yourself?"
Interviewee:"A badman muff slapper."
Slang for statory rape, in other words getting there with the hair. Not quite
Pedophelia, but with a girl that is already hitting puberty.
Woah tony is totally muff robin'.
The newborn patchy chin grundle. When you have a thicket of neck pubes on your turkey gobbler.
Damn.....did you see Chad walk in today with his neck muff? He needs to shave before the next meeting.
A slightly derogatory term for an obstetrician and/or a gynecologist.
That muff puncher took my uterus!
Any multilayered stuffed dessert consisting of 5 or more dessert ingredients to include but not limited to; Reeses, cookies, cupcakes, pies, cake, and baked goods.
Originally created in a field training environment when a group of U.S Soldiers tried to create a birthday cake for their platoon leader. Using what leftovers they had from MRE's and what was left of their last chow distribution, they created the first Herpes Muff Cup (Hershey Kiss, Pie, Muffin, Cookie , cake and cup cake)
"Herpes Muff Cup" is a Hersey kiss stuffed in an oreo cookie, wedged between two Reeses cups. Stuffed in a cup cake then in a muffin. Added to a pie and put in a cake.
Swollen or fat vagina. Usually used as an insult.
"Oi, chubby muff!"