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Muff puncher

A slightly derogatory term for an obstetrician and/or a gynecologist.

That muff puncher took my uterus!

by Phallus Festivus December 11, 2014


muff up

Female equivalent to to ‘Man up
but not exclusively for girls with a hairy muff !!

Muff up Deborah. Get on your bike and get to the top of that hill !!

by Bush trimmer April 9, 2022


Muff-Cut

When an individual shaves off all of their hair on their head except for their fringe.

Hey dude look! That guy's walking around with a muff-cut.

by StrixieLikesDoorknobs May 17, 2021


Muff Mints

A minty smelling and tasting fluid released from the vagina during sex.

Dang! I was fucking my wife and she sprayed her muff mints all over me!

by Ceejamanama May 31, 2017


tree muff

A small child.

Tell the tree muff to clean his room.

by Diabetic panda November 14, 2017


Muff dog

An ugly oak(jeppe boy) thats gets no chicks and no friends and he muffs dogs

That jeppe boy is all alone with his dog he must be a muff dog

by Hate jeppe fag January 3, 2019


muff vagina

People from Jersey have muff vagina

when ur a hersy folk u have muff vagina

by Newton the newton😀🎳⚽⚾ October 4, 2021