Activities by an enraged golfer's wife towards her unfaithful husband which may include smashing out the windows of his SUV with his golf clubs.
APPLICATION: The Cheerful Henderson's were advised by a boiling Mrs. Woods that "Tiger Had Ruined Thanksgiving" and that they should come for dessert only after the club scene had passed.
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Unorthodox method of batting in cricket, jerky, some would say ugly. Originated in Surrey County Cricket
Stewart's been clubbing seals all afternoon.
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the movie that juvinille punk ass white kids like to watch, and then they feel like they can beat anyone in a fight.
The film is about a eratic bipolar schmuck (edward Norton) who founds a fight club that eventually becomes a terrorist group that intends to fulfill operation mayhem. At the same time he constantly beats the shit out of himself thinking that hes fighting his alter ego-Tyler Durdan.
Near the end of the film just about the entire fucking population is in on operation mayhem and destroy giant corperate buildings so that they can "free the public"
Tyler: Ok everyone listen up! First rule about fight club: Don't talk about fight club!
Everyone: Yeah!
Tyler Second rule about figh..
Random person: Wait! your breaking the first rule. your talking about it!!!
Tyler: Ohh...then I guess we're done.
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A brilliant song by British band Half Man Half Biscuit.
"You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead, mate." is one of the most memorable lines from the song, Seal Clubbing.
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This is the weight added between two individuals while doing the following. While your friend is doing a pie missionary, the pie is screaming and desires more and harder of a ram. You then stand on the bed and turn around and sit on your friends ass looking the opposite way. Then in unison, you begin bouncing and pounding the pie. This gives the added weight necessary to give the pie the desired harder ram. 460 refers to the total weight of the two gentlemen on top of her (210 + 250 = 460).
After dumping the crazy pro, Mickey and JB were left with a pro named Rain. After 16 strands of beads, she still desired more. JB jumped on Mickey ass and they began 460'in. JB slapping both there asses like they were thoroughbreds to insure a proper finish. Remember, the 460 club always ends in laughter and brings any relationship closer.
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Key Club is part of the KIWANIS Family (as well as KIWIN'S).
Key Club claims to do community service but in reality, it's just a bunch of immature high-schoolers who is lazy and does not serve the society. They merely joined just to make their transcript look good for college. Not only that but they often like to think that they are superior to KIWIN'S. (Please see KIWIN'S for more information)
Bob: Hey, let's join that club!
Jack: Nahh, I'm gonna join KEY CLUB!
Bob: Uhh, why? I heard that the club is barely active...
Jack: As long as it looks good on my transcript then I don't care!
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