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America is the most beautiful girl in this world, she is always there for you and she never abandons you, even in spite of everything.
She is good in bed, she makes you enjoy sex. She is an extremely sexy person, everything about her is perfect and beautiful, she is a juicy baby.
Her beautiful green eyes highlight everything and her beautiful hips too. When you least expect it she will be on top of you giving you what you want.
My baby this is for you 😻
-person 1. Just look at America
-Me. Yeah, she is my prettiest girl
A land where school is a shooting range and McDonald's is the religion.
Awdsmfafoothimaaafootafootwhscuseme
America's a nation that can be defined in a single word: awdsmfafoothimaaafootafootwhscuseme.
BREAKING NEWS: New study reveals, that contrary to popular belief, there are actually a shit load of fat people in America!
THE BEST DAMN COUNTRY IN THE WORLD! WE STAND FOR FREEDOM. WE STAND FOR EQUAL RIGHTS.
LAND OF THE FREE, HOME OF THE BRAVE!!
AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!!
Kori: no! Canada better!
Me with high IQ: Actually.. America is
A country that is better than some but has a terrible education system that no one is at fault for except the U.S. government. You MUST have insurance if you get hit by a car or just be a multi-millioniare so you can pay out of pocket.
European 1:Dude, some total dumbass just hit me with a car
European 2: Where are you?
European 1: America
European 2:Good luck
European 1: Wait why?- oh shit I need a loan