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Contrary to popular belief, August Bank Holiday Island was not discovered by the Python expedition, rather it was first sighted on October 8th 1971 by those intrepid explorers Tim Brooke-Taylor, Dr Graeme Garden, and Bill Oddie.
August Bank Holiday Island is situated midway between Easter Island and Christmas Island.
Grab anyone ass on August 30 baby
August 30 Grab ass baby
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This day was a wonderful day for brand new parents. Any kid born on this day grew up to be intellectually sound, semi-athletic, musically inclined and loyal as crap. These people are funny yet corny, sometimes horn dogs and are great communicators. They love people and in the year 2021 or 2022 will be married.
My birthday is August 20, 1997. Apparently I am a stud.
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The day of betrayal.
We will Not miss you moon and tubby
August 1st the day of betrayal.
An island equidistant between Christmas Island and Easter Island, 123.0W 12.5S.
It was discovered by the Monty Python team.
Coconut Airways run flights from London Hetahrow to August Bank Holiday Island.
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Where People send Nudes on the 3rd of August
Me: It’s the 3rd of August
Them: So?
Me: It’s Nude Day 3rd August, Send Nudes Lol
Them: Ok
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National Girlfriend Day takes place on August 1st and is about women’s bond and friendship with eachother! Celebrate this day by talking to your girlfriend and show you love them! This can be celebrated by friendships and relationships!
Person 1: Hey It’s August 1st - National Girlfriend Day! Wanted to say I love ya and our friendship!
Person 2: Me too! Thanks for talking to me! Happy Girlfriend’s Day!