Banana Canal

Entrance point of Bum Ninja's sexual adventures!

Bruce entered Davids tight banana Canal and david squeeled with delight

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Hannah the Banana

The girl who sings I am a banana at random parts of the day. She's involved in swimming and swan club. Is also known as a buttmuncher. Her friends Hillary & Marissa are pretty much awesome!

Marissa:"You're such a Hannah the Banana!"

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Banana Jew

One who, in the classic games of Donkey Kong, insists on pursuing every banana in a given level.

Come on dipshit, just beat the level and stop being a goddamn banana jew!

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cool bananas

An affirmation of the statement just made - ranging in intensity from meaning "that's fine" to "that's amazing."

This term is almost exclusively used by youth pastors and other cool and hip-and-with-it christian role models.

"I'll pick you up at 7.30"
"Cool bananas"

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banana slam

The art of throwing bananas at people in order to steal their food and/or money. Usually a last case scenario when trying sell bananas and/or exchange a banana for other food product. If you have had a banana thrown at you while your food was being taken, then you were banana slammed. A technique most often used when trying to trade a banana for a burrito.

Banana Slammer: "How much for a beef burrito?"
Vendor: "$4.00"
Banana Slammer: "All I have is this banana, wanna trade?"
Vendor: "No, sorry, cash only"
Banana Slammer: "Are you kidding me? This is a perfectly good banana!"
Vendor: "Four dollars please"
Banana Slammer: (Throws banana at vendor's head and jacks his box of burritos) "Take that, dildo mouth"
Vendor: "ouch, I was just banana slammed!"

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banana buttcrunch

Inserting a banana long-ways between your ass cheeks and squeezing as tightly as possible. The only successful banana buttcrunch is one that caused the inner banana to launch out the side of the peel.

OH shit son, how are you so good at doing a banana buttcrunch!?

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banana getters

1. Referring to the hands of an African American.

"Hey get your damn banana getters off of me!"

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