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When a person (male or female) is generally shaped like a tube of biscuits. Not really fat, but not skinny, and seemingly the same width from any angle.
Jim: Hey man, what do you think of Claire?
Bob: She's alright man. I mean, cute face but she's got a biscuit body.
Jim: Dude, I know. It's weird. She's cute but also not...
When you sick of everyone's shit and don't know how else to describe it
Someone: "I did so much better than you on that math test."
Me: "Well I might as well shit on a biscuit."
the smartest most amazing person you will ever meet. keep them, trust me
Person 1: Hey who is that?
Person 2: oh that’s the schools new autistic biscuit!
Person 1: oh the person that won 8 Nobel prizes?
Person 2: yeah!
Person 1: alright!
The female equivalent of road head. When a woman receives oral sex while operating a motor vehicle.
That was the most magnificent road biscuit she had ever had.
Basically another saying for “Choke on a dick” or “fuck you.”
Kendall: You talk a lot of shit in those tight ass pants.
Tyler: Bite a biscuit
A device used to zip across the water while being toed by a boat. A watersport device used to body-surf behind a ski-boat. A surfing like device - usually round and flared upwards at the edges - used to skim across the water at high speeds behind a ski-boat.
Max: "Do you want to do some skiing today?"
Scott: "Nah, lets get the sea biscuit out and get crazy on that glassy water!"
Similar to biscuit, meaning hot girl. But if she is extra hot she is a buttery biscuit or even golden browned and fresh out of the oven.
Their are also subcategories: Executive biscuit, a hot woman in a business suit for example.
Underage biscuit, under 18 hottie
Good little biscuit, pleasing hottie