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Bloody Monkey

What you call your racist white friend when he's being stupid and annoying

Person 1: "God you're being such a bloody monkey you racist pos"

Person 2: "*insert slur* do you think I care?"

by Zyklon_ March 10, 2023


bloody monkeys

An expression of extremity, often used in reference to how much something hurts.

"My arm hurts like bloody monkeys!"

Similar expressions:
"...hurts like a mom."
"...hurts like a bitch."

by maddjl326 January 7, 2009


Bloody Nose Story

A story that contains no purposeful reason for its telling. it yields no enrichment for the listeners, and typically is comical in its lack of importance.

For example, the original bloody nose story of Ainsley stating “I once had a bloody nose at my friends house” and that being the entirety of the story.

by ainsleyb123 December 5, 2021


Bloody Chop

A gun with a body of bodies on it (gun used in a murder)

He deadass bought a Bloody Chop off my mans.

by totinshit June 25, 2023


thal's bloody balls

An expletive used by some NPCs, commonly ones residing in the major city Ul'dah, in the popular MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV. The expletive references the twin deities Nald'thal, god of death and the underworld, and patron deity of Ul'dah.

It was revealed at Fan Festival NA 2014 that the saying was created as a result of senior translator Koji Fox loving swearing, and "wanting to get as much swearing as possible".

Ul'dah Citizen: Thal's bloody balls what is that thing?!

by Velkee June 5, 2023


Bloody towers

When you have sexual intercourse with a female who is on her period.

Tom: I had sex with emma when she was on her period
Craig: bloody towers! that must have been messy

by thats my way March 27, 2013


bloody simp

Bloody Simp: When someone is a mega simp for someone and likes them a lot and is hecka desperate.☠️☠️

Ashes Kecthup: You heard that Ashley is a bloody simp for herald?
Sara:Yeah! I heard, she is a such bloody simp!

by Yippeezz March 20, 2023