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To be overly nice to someone whom you either actively dislike or just aren’t interested in interacting with, but don’t want to cause a scene and risk disrupting the social order.
-Most regularly seen between two white women.
-The interaction is extremely disingenuous and is basically an over-the-top version of the basic “hi how are you” “I’m good how bout you”.
-Pet names such as “hun”, “sweet”, “darling” are often used. Interactions are always brief lasting up to 7 back and forth rounds of conversation but usually only 4.
-To an outside observer, this often looks like an interaction between lifelong best friends.
Tiffany: Jane! So nice to see you!! Have you been doing?
Jane: well howdy, hun! I’ve been great! How are you and the kids?
Tiffany: Everyone is doing great! Jake just graduated from NYU and Lily is pregnant with a baby girl!
Jane: Send them my love!! *walks away*
John: I had no idea you and Tiffany were so close.
Jane: I can’t stand that bitch. I was just being country social.
A half-retarded racist midget from the South. Typically found in the construction field traveling from grocery store to grocery store thinking he is a hotshot when, in reality, he’s a dumbass. Often in trouble for shoving ears of corn up his ass for pleasure. When not at work, enjoys frequent all-male orgies and requests golden showers from all participants, as well as being defecated on by those needing to move their bowels.
(Texting orgy friend) “Bro, shoving that ear of corn up my bunghole felt great! I’m soo ready to have my ass violated later! Hope y’all gotta go poopy too on this country bumpkin!”
A country bumpkin is a country person but who is a bum.
Omg look at that country bumpkin sittin on his couch over there
When you slirp cum (that isn't yours) out of a vagina, spit it in her ear and sick it out of the other ear. Repeat this motion 12 times to complete 1 Back-Country Kentucky Orbit.
Oh my god did you see Kelly at the bar last night? I would literally give her the Back-Country Kentucky Orbit.
A country who sole existence is for Tourists, Sex, Terrorists
Most of South East Asia is nothing but a giant TST country.
Type of wooded landscape, usually in the middle of FUCKING nowhere, where it would be difficult to escape a certain masked killer.
I'm not going to your house, you live in Jason country!
Country Financial: An insurance company who will not pay your claim and then cancel your policy.
Those fucking assholes at Country Financial screwed me and now I have to sue them!