The act of using a knife, preferably serrated, to cut the labia off of a particularly obese woman. Make sure to remove it in one piece, as any errors may compromise the integrity of the cock ring and may hinder the ability to use it in a sexual scenario. After the labia is removed completely, the penis is inserted into the hole in the center, creating a fleshy cock ring. Proceed to have sex as usual.
When finished, use the semen to coat the California Cock Ring and freeze it. This will preserve it.
F: Hey, have you remembered to put the California Cock Ring in the freezer?
M: Yes, and I coated it with semen for preservation.
F: Great, I cant wait until next time!
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When a woman mixes her pubic hair and marijuana in a joint and smokes it through her vagina.
Hey, Susan is so kinky she sent me a video of her doing a California weed bush
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When a girl shits on your dick, you then punch her in the nose and let the blood from her nose drip onto your dick and she then proceeds to suck you off.
Wow Jasonโs California Chili Dog last night was amazing!
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To deficate on your partner's chest, ejaculate on the feces, and then have your partner consume the semen covered feces.
My girl said she was hungry so I gave her a California Corn Roll.
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a guy from california, that gets on webcam websites such as stickam and talks dirty to random girls he's never met.
"Oh hey, I'm Patrick, I'm horny!"
"Eww, gtfo, your such a california blow torch."
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Light pubic hair on fire with hand sanitizer. Then You take frosting freshly scooped from a chocolate cake and clean the anus with it. Then, you rap your dong with bacon and do a reverse clockwise spin while thrusting into her anus. While hitting a banjo with a stick in the middle of a warehouse surrounded by chained platypus with ski masks.
"Did you try the California Beef-Ritual last night?"
"She was impressed by my California Beef-Cake Ritual performance."
when you take a dust off can and put it upside down while spraying it on your "partners" pubs
That guy gave me a california ice age last night!!
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