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When one produces a turd of sufficient length and girth to breech the drain off the toilet rendering it impossible to flush down.
Dude, that Canadian log jam I left in the men's room was so big the vacuum flush couldn't even take it down!
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The act of ejaculating seamen while bouncing up and down on a trampoline.
Danny thought it would be funny to jump up on the trampoline and shower the crowd with canadian silly string.
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The act of grabbing a fist full of ice cubes and proceeding to fist a recipient in the ass with the fist full of ice and then releasing the ice inside the anus so the recipient may then defecate ice and shit on to the chest of their partner.
It's was really hot out today so i had my wife Canadian Ice Dispenser me to keep cool.
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A canadian who does not get enough maple syrup on his pancakes and becomes and emo and cuts himself
OH NO THERES NOT ENOUGH SYRUP!!!!!I am now a canadian maple emo
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When a man pours maple syrup all over another man's penis, dresses him in flannel, takes him to a Tim Horton's bathroom, and gives a blow job.
Marty: How are you feeling tonight Ed?
Ed: What are you talking aboot?
Marty: Nothing, but I would love a Canadian Blow Job right now.
Ed: Well, we are at Tim Horton's, so suck me off. Pour some maple syrup down my cock, eh?
Marty: Eh?
Ed: Eh!!
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A handjob
That asshole in Tim Hortons stole my fucking sandwich, so the lady behind the counter gave me a Canadian handshake.
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When a nude, (sometimes) unshaven women does a handstand. This is followed by a guy placing a thinly sliced piece of ham over the woman's pussy and while still in her upside-down, handstand position, the guy fingers her through the ham inducing female ejaculate. After some time and the female has orgasmed, it is customary for the guy consume the ham.
Rachel: Hey Billy, look at me! I am doing a handstand!
Billy: Wait right there you scummy bitch, this is a perfect opportunity for a Canadian Hamstand. Take off your tattered clothes while I get the Ham!
Rachel: Oh sounds great, Billy! I havent even shaved my puss since the fucking Carter administration.
Billy: Shut the fuck up you repulsive whore. Just hurry up and come so I can eat this ham!
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