The victim of a go-kart accident...definetly not a pirate. He is a sailor.
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Captain Ralboon originated from Frank, the l33test man ever, the vanquisher of nubbles (Baby noobs) and nobs.
Arch Enemy, Commander Nooblar.
(reverse spelling of ralboon=nooblar)
"Captain Ralboon swiftly pwned benny w/ honar"
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Kick-ass Electro DJ/Producer from Turkey spotted by 17:44 Records.
Did you check out Captain Zap's new track?
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The process of smothering your penis with raisin filled peanut butter engaging in anal intercourse and then eating the residual peanut butter out of the rectal cavity
I Captain Spanished the shit out of that girl!!
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A popular pose by the Captain Morgan brand Spiced Rum. To do the " Capt. Morgan pose", place your right hand on your right hip; 2) place left hand on raised left knee; & 3) turn head, arch right eyebrow upward and laugh aloud. This pose mimics the pose on the rum bottle.
He placed his left knee on a rum barrel to copy the Captain Morgan pose.
The Admiral of The Kiddo Koalition. One of three leaders joined by Vice Admiral Bobert and Rear Admiral Smash. Informally known by Cap'N Kiddo when appropriate to address as such.
Captain K. Kiddo is the superior in charge.
An individual who, despite efforts to the contrary, just cannot seem to grow out of diapers.
"Oh my God, our friend Michael is such a Captain Dipsy Dumbfuck. He shit his pants again at lunch!"