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Used by fans of the TV show "Supernatural", in which "Chuck" is god's real name.
Person 1: "Oh my Chuck, what's happpening?"
Person 2: "Don't worry, Dean won't be dead for long."
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To do something extremely weird or random
My friend was zoned out on Weed so I had to Pull A Chuck Wendig to get him to snap out of it.
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The Chuck Norris is a shot composed of 1 part Bourbon and 1 part 151 with as much tabasco as you can handle. You then place a few more dashes of tabasco on your hand, lick it off and take the shot. This is the REAL Chuck Norris Shot, not to be confused with the fruity weak sauce drink they consume in North Dakota. That is a drink Chuck Norris would never be caught drinking. If you respect Chuck Norris, drink this and teach your local bar how to make a proper Chuck Norris.
Barkeep! Give me a REAL Chuck Norris Shot!
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a man who instead of having a chin under his beard, he acually has another fist
did you know that under chuck norris' beard, instead of a chin there's actually another fist?
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Chuck Norris on being wet.
When Chuck Norris takes a bath, he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck.
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After saying stupid stuff, Timmy got chuck norrised
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This is difficult to question answer. The amount of wood that woodchucks would chuck on a given day varies greatly with the individual woodchuck. According to a Wall Street Journal article, New York State wildlife expert Richard Thomas found that a woodchuck could chuck around 35 cubic feet of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. if a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would chuck an amount equal to 700 pounds. Due to the average size of a wood chuck and the general density of wood (not including cork) if a wood chuck could chuck wood it would probably get through about 6.573 pounds per day, assuming the wood chuck is functioning correctly.
Sawford: how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
Hot naked babe:If the woodchucks name was Maurice, then it could chuck all the wood that it wants to. However, if its name is Frank, no chucking would be for it. *gets tits out*
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sawford dies
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