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Used by fans of the TV show "Supernatural", in which "Chuck" is god's real name.
Person 1: "Oh my Chuck, what's happpening?"
Person 2: "Don't worry, Dean won't be dead for long."
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To do something extremely weird or random
My friend was zoned out on Weed so I had to Pull A Chuck Wendig to get him to snap out of it.
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The Chuck Norris is a shot composed of 1 part Bourbon and 1 part 151 with as much tabasco as you can handle. You then place a few more dashes of tabasco on your hand, lick it off and take the shot. This is the REAL Chuck Norris Shot, not to be confused with the fruity weak sauce drink they consume in North Dakota. That is a drink Chuck Norris would never be caught drinking. If you respect Chuck Norris, drink this and teach your local bar how to make a proper Chuck Norris.
Barkeep! Give me a REAL Chuck Norris Shot!
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a man who instead of having a chin under his beard, he acually has another fist
did you know that under chuck norris' beard, instead of a chin there's actually another fist?
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Chuck Norris on being wet.
When Chuck Norris takes a bath, he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck.
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After saying stupid stuff, Timmy got chuck norrised
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god.
chuck as all mighty powers and created the earth
Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.
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