Someone who is rude to women, he decides it is best to date someone for a short amount of time and then get bored and date someone else, he enjoys flirting with girls to make them like him so that he can have his backups when he is ready for a new girlfriend.
Girl: "I think I like Nick Cook"
Other girl: "dont fall for him he'll break you"
Girl: "what do you mean?"
Other girl: " *explains what happened to her*
The act of tongue-punching someone’s fart box in order to clean it out and prevent infection.
We were camping and I had to poop but had no tp, so my friend Kevin Cooked my bhole to clean it out
When you spread a males ass and stick the handle of a cooking pot in it while your dick is in the ass as well. While fucking the male in the ass you shit in to the cooking pot that’s handle is inserted in the ass.
I cooking pot the big black man I was fucking
The act of Jiggle Cooking but performed by a male typically done in the ass.
Berlyn: Does that dude have pancakes in his ass?
Evan: Yeah it's called Male Jiggle Cooking, its like Jiggle Cooking but for dudes.
Thrifts harder than than a Mike Tyson punch!
-"You see Josh Cook today??"
-"Yeah, he was cleaning up at the racks."
Thrifts harder than a Mike Tyson punch!
-"You see that Josh Cook guy??"
- "Yeah, he's always cleaning up at the racks."